blackmail bath

at three weeks 'young' little gabriel~guard received his very first bath thanks to grandma-goose's expertise. undoubtably this set of un-postable nudey shots will one day mortify young teenage-gabriel... but to us they'll always be "bare booty, cutey ba-tooty, smoochy-smoochy, lovey-bum-bum-liscious" shots!

it's a man's world

surrounded by male- guards i'm left to wonder if i'll be the only one in the family who hussles out the door carrying 2 (alright sometimes 3) pairs of shoes and who's always running late due to a lousy wardrobe malfunction. will little gabriel be rallying the male troops in opposition to my female frenzy? i have to wonder. will i then turn into the slob that ops to go foundationless, wearing worn sneakers on a daily basis? the thought! se la vi. i suppose i have no other choice... it's time to throw caution to the wind... and my hair in a bun.

i better hold on and enojoy the ride!

in the begining...

in the beginging...

there was this chick...











chick meets dude...






a cool cat...
















who would come to be
known as... "The Chef"

chick digs dude...

...the two get hitched!

they pop out a
bun in the oven...

no, not that bun!

there... that's more like it.

...and the rest is history!

so that's our family...

THE GUARD BOYS...

...AND ME!

Day 1

Hello all!

think i finally figured this out. HERE's to my 1st enrty...

back from b-town... that's boise for you non-ida-hickans. had a blast.... conquered the airplane!

WATCH OUT World!!!

ThE GuARDS ARE IN TOWN!